静静的倔强 发表于 2011-5-30 10:14:48

宝宝,你太搞笑了2

昨晚,躺床上跟儿子聊天,好久没这样陪宝宝好好聊聊了。
偶:儿子啊,你长嘀像哪个啊,怎么这么好看嘀?(应该会说当然像妈妈吧:$)
儿:谁生的像谁啊!
偶::lol
儿:像爷爷奶奶吗?{:1_129:}
偶:{:1_128:}你又不是爷爷奶奶生嘀·······
儿:哦,偶是爸爸妈妈生嘀啊······(片刻后)妈妈,我是先从爸爸肚子里生出来,再放你肚子里,然后,你再把我生出来的吗???······:o
偶::L:L:L···········嗯·············,不是,··········是爸爸放了颗种子在妈妈肚子里面,然后种子就慢慢变成小宝了·········(:Q奔溃,真不知道怎样回答这样的问题)
儿:咦·······:sleepy::sleepy::sleepy:妈妈,种子不是浇水、发芽后,长成植物吗???我怎么会是种子长成嘀呀:(:(:(············
偶:{:1_128:}{:1_128:}{:1_128:}:L:L:L:Q:Q:Q··············我给你讲个女娲造人的故事吧·········:dizzy::dizzy::dizzy:
儿:好耶······:lol:lol:lol:lol·············
偶::curse::curse::curse::curse:················
儿:···········(沉默片刻,两只手开始像搓橡皮泥一样)········妈妈·········我没泥土········我不会造人·········
偶:(晕倒)··········:L:L:L:L:dizzy::dizzy::dizzy:·········睡觉··········,以后蜡笔小新、樱桃小丸子不许看···············
儿::o:o:o:shutup::shutup::shutup::(:(:(:(···················

无处安处的记忆 发表于 2011-5-30 10:20:30

;P;P;P;P

赖皮小鳄鱼 发表于 2011-5-30 10:40:26

你儿子真可爱。。;P

静静的倔强 发表于 2011-5-30 11:30:04

赖皮小鳄鱼 发表于 2011-5-30 10:40 static/image/common/back.gif
你儿子真可爱。。

我儿子太雷了,真招架不了··········:Q
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